An artist's transition from gangsta rapper to pop star is always a
weird one for fans. For example, there was a joke on this week's episode of the
Boondocks about how Ice Cube "the guy who makes family movies" used to be a hard core gangsta rapper.
I've personally been amused by how the subject matter of their songs
changes as they realize that their fan base is dominated by
prepubescent and teenage suburbanites as opposed to hip hop heads from
the 'hood.
On the album Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse Jay-Z has a song called Poppin' Tags
which is about going to the mall and shopping. The subject matter of
the song is the kind of thing you'd expect from Hilary Duff not
Jigga.
However 50 Cent has Jay-Z beat when it comes to songs targetted at the teenage mallrat crowd. On the soundtrack to his movie Get Rich or Die Tryin' 50 has two songs that belie his status as a gangsta rapper. There's the poorly crooned Window Shopper about how 50 Cent gets to go to the mall to buy stuff you can't afford. Then there's Best Friend where he begs to be some girl's "best friend" if the other guy in her life is "just a friend".
But it gets worse.
Mike Torres sent me a link to a post entitled 50 Cent Caught Red Handed which is excerpted below
Remember that story about 50 Cent performing
at some little girl's bat mitzvah? Yeah, you wish it didn't really
happen. Nothing says hardcore gangster rapper like a teenie-bop white girl
dancing to your music with two hundred of her closest white teenie-bop friends.
More pictures from the $500,000 bat mitzvah after the jump.
UPDATE: You can see all the photos from the bat mitzvah here.
Keep it real, Fiddy.